AISubs v3.7
- Yado is here! - JB Yado!
- I'm Toshimitsu! - Yado is here!
Today, we're in Osaka.
- We're going in there. - We're going in that tower?
We're waiting for the train from the station to the shopping district.
- That's not a confirmation sound, is it? - It's a confirmation sound.
- It's a confirmation sound, but... - What kind of sound is it?
- Is it a real sound? - This time...
- Is it a wrong sound? - We'll split up into two teams...
and compete against each other at random times.
- It's in there. - The reason we're doing this is...
- It's a small voice for a live performance. - It's to know how excited people in Osaka are.
- Excited? Are you making a mistake? - That's right.
- That's why we're going in there. - We're going in there.
I can't hear you!
- Why?! - Why?!
It's raining, but why are you wearing an umbrella and walking?!
- Why?! - Why?!
- At least wait in the car. - It's raining like crazy right now.
Why are we doing this?
- We want to know how excited people in Osaka are. - Yeah.
- People have a strong image of "why?" - Yeah, that's true.
- And we want to know if they really say it. - Yeah.
We'll split up into two teams and walk around the shopping district...
- and try to say "why?" - Yeah.
We want to know how excited people in Osaka are.
Don't you dare raise the bar in Osaka!
By the way, on a rainy day...
on a weekday afternoon...
- do you go out? - Why are you doing this?!
- Let's say "good" and "hopper"... - Go.
Wow, you're crazy.
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
- It's a one-hour limit, right? - Yeah, it's one hour.
Let's check it out first.
If you say "good" and start walking from the opposite side...
and start walking in a straight line like this...
- wouldn't it be really fun? - No, it wouldn't.
- Don't you say "it's really fun"? - It's our first video today.
Wouldn't it be really fun if we went this way and said "it might work"?
- It's our first video. - Stop it, you.
- Most people would think of something like that. - It's really fun.
You're the first YouTuber.
- There's no twist or anything. - Shall we go?
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
You're not counting at all.
- Can you wait a little longer? - A little longer?
- What kind of move is that? - What kind of move is that?
Why aren't you coming out?
- Are you not interested? - Why aren't you counting?
- What kind of move is that? - Let's go.
- Let's go! - Yay!
- Doesn't it look pretty good? - Yeah.
- We might be able to do a lot of things. - There's a lot of people.
Let's split up into two teams and start walking from both sides.
- Hey, Shota. - Yeah?
It's 2.6km, but it'll take you 30 minutes to get there.
- Huh? To get ready? - It's too much.
- Why? - It'll take you 30 minutes to get there.
- Why? - Then we'll be somewhere close.
- We're close. - We're close to this side.
- You're first. - Yes!
- You lost! - You won!
- You lost! - You lost!
[NEXT EPISODE]
- See you in another video! Bye bye! - Why?
- Thank you. - There's a chance we won't meet them at all.
- I want to meet them. It'd be funny if we did. - Why would it be funny?
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
- If we relax, we might not meet them and we might not get anything.
- Go! - Go!
[NEXT EPISODE]
- Today, we're at the Sumai Information Center in Osaka. - We'll support your parenting activities.
- Today, we'd like to look at this facility.
- Why? - And so it began.
- Shall we do it naturally for once? - Yes.
- Let's do an organic "why?" - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
[NEXT EPISODE]
- What are you doing? - I'm not Shibayu. I'm Rokoko.
- What's that? - Huh? He's not here.
- No one's here. - He's not here.
- When you're filming, you can't help but move away. - Dad!
- Huh? Is that you, Dad?
[NEXT EPISODE]
What?
I'm in.
You didn't get in until now.
So, you're like, "Is this a drinking temple?"
Look, there's a guy smoking here.
I didn't want you to detect it just by that.
Hey, let's kiss.
Why do you always ask me for it?
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, that was close.
You said "Why?"
I'm looking forward to working with you, Fischer's.
It's unfair.
Was that unfair?
Can I say something for a second?
Are you from Osaka?
I've lived in Osaka for about 10 years.
Wow, 10 years.
Then you must be from Osaka.
Thank you very much.
I got one point.
It's easy to make fun of people who live in Osaka.
That's right.
It's very realistic.
It's very realistic, isn't it?
Which one is it?
It's Samyung.
It smells very good.
Shall we eat it?
I said, "Can I eat this?" and it looks like it's going to work.
The store owner seems to have said something.
It's like a croquette.
It's funny.
It's like a croquette.
There are various croquettes.
There is a potato croquette and a mushroom gratin croquette.
It's kind of cold.
Let's buy it.
For example, one omelet.
Ah, I can't stop laughing.
You two have the same nice and annoying sense of humor.
This is "gyuusuju koroppe" "gyuuse koroppe"
OK, so I'll say "gyuuse koroppe".
For god's sake, you should have told the public of our club.
I didn't mean to say that.
OK, then I'll go and buy it.
I don't think it's easy to say "nandeyanen" when you meet for the first time.
It's easy to say "nandeyanen" when you meet for the first time.
Osaka people are very polite.
We are the most rude.
Thank you very much.
This is delicious.
This is the first time for me to eat this kind of beef.
They are selling salmon in a tuna park.
I don't think it's easy to say "ika".
Please stop.
You must have thought of something when you saw it.
I tried to say it many times, but I couldn't think of anything.
By the way, you can't say "nandeyanen" when you meet for the first time.
That's right.
You have to talk to someone first.
nandeyanen
Excuse me, is it okay for me to film you?
Is it okay for me to film you?
Can I ask you a question?
I'm looking for clothes.
Can I ask you a question?
I want you to think about my outfit.
These are really good shoes.
I'm wearing my shirt now.
I want you to return it.
Do you have this?
I want it.
Why do you want it?
This is nice.
This is a glittery shirt with an Osaka feel.
This is nice.
Can I try it on this shirt?
No problem.
Can I try it on this shirt?
Okay.
I'm going to wear it now.
Did you hide it?
You have to wear it up.
I hid it all.
I also wore pants.
Why are you talking about it?
This is really good.
I don't think I'll wear it.
Thank you very much.
The point card you got didn't work right away.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
It's like, "I've been struggling, but it's good."
It's difficult.
It's a natural conversation.
It's zero points.
So far.
But it's been 20 minutes.
Next time, I'll go inside and eat something.
I'll ask for recommendations.
I'm hungry, too.
It's Yaoya.
You're talking too much.
I'm eating in the store.
That's fine.
Yaoya is also in the store.
It's important to see and learn other people's customers' attitudes.
I thought I could do it.
You're laughing.
It's a good barrage.
barrage?
It's a drop.
There's nothing in the last five minutes.
Hello.
Are you from Osaka?
Yes, I'm from Osaka.
How long have you lived in Osaka?
It's been four months.
Then you're like an ordinary Osaka person.
Yes, I am.
Thank you for the meal.
Look at this.
The picture is also modest.
You're eating in this position.
It's not much.
It's too modest.
Can I give you this much?
Here?
Yes, please.
I'm sure you're saying something different.
Why?
Oh, no.
I got a Shibujapa point.
I just got in the way of you.
Orange pharmacy.
But it's too commonplace.
It's not commonplace.
Of course it is.
You're a good father and son.
It's a Gouda shop.
What?
It's a Gouda shop.
Is it possible?
I've never seen it before.
It's a Gouda shop's mom's video.
Are you filming YouTube?
Yes, I am.
Are you okay?
Are you filming YouTube?
I'm the store manager.
Thank you very much.
I just checked with the store manager.
But before I checked, he said, "I'm fine."
Are you okay with apples?
That's right. I have to have an apple today.
You don't have an apple, do you?
It's perfect today.
No one has had it before.
Hello.
I came here because I thought you would buy me a Gouda shop.
Thank you very much.
I'll buy you an apple for 220 yen.
Is it Gouda's apple?
The store manager told me that he wanted to sell it for a long time.
Is that so?
Did you sell it for a long time and become a Gouda shop?
The owner of this store is also a Gouda shop.
Why is he a Gouda shop?
He's not a Gouda shop.
Why is he not a Gouda shop?
But it's a giant store.
Please go.
I like giants and like oranges.
That's right.
Are you from Tokyo?
No, I'm from Aichi.
Are you from Aichi?
I'll pay you 200,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
I'm also from Nagoya.
Is that so?
My mother's parents are from Nagoya.
I'm afraid of something.
Will you buy me a Gouda shop?
I'll buy you a Gouda shop.
If I have a child in the future, I'll be a Gouda shop.
Why did you become a Gouda shop?
I've been a Gouda shop for a long time.
You've been a Gouda shop for a long time.
You should have said it more casually.
I think so.
You should have said it more casually.
It's been 30 minutes.
I don't like it.
I'm scratching my nipples.
I don't like it.
A leotard is scratching his nipples.
Stop it.
I'll attack the viewer.
Excuse me.
Can you take a picture of me?
I'd love to.
Can you take a picture of me?
Thank you very much.
I'm really happy.
That's great.
Give me the camera.
One, two, three.
Thank you very much.
Can I take a picture of you?
Yes.
One, two, three.
I'm very happy.
Finally, I'll ask you a question.
I'm sorry for the set up.
I'm sorry.
By the way, can you say "nan de ya nen" ?
I can't say it when I'm being polite.
You can't say it to people you meet for the first time.
I can't say it.
Nan de ya nen.
That's good.
I'm talking to a cheerful staff.
That's good.
Excuse me.
Can I have some beer and coke, please?
Sure.
It's cold.
Can I have some spicy konjac, please?
Sure.
You're not just drinking it.
You're drinking it up.
You're fast.
There are a lot of old men like Imemaru's last form.
It's cold.
If you sell me something orange, will you poop better?
If you sell me something orange, I'll probably buy you something orange.
That's right.
I'll buy you something not orange and ask you "nan de ya nen".
If you sell me something orange, I'll buy you something red.
I've seen you before.
Why are you here?
There are many reasons.
Many reasons?
Are you guys meeting up soon?
If you're not used to it, it won't work.
That's right.
Isn't this called "jusou no riba"?
What?
"jusan no riba"?
jusou
"jusou"?
"jusou" is the name of the store.
jusou
"jusou" is the name of the store?
There is a store called "jenma" there.
"jenma"?
Yes.
It was impossible for me.
You're a good guy.
You're not merciful.
I wasn't merciful.
We've been walking for a long time.
This store is very popular.
Do you know him?
He's a big shot.
Is that so?
I don't know him.
You don't know him?
I don't know him, but I've seen him on YouTube.
I've seen him on YouTube.
Yes, I've seen him on YouTube.
He's from Aichi Prefecture.
His name is "komdoto".
Really?
We know him, too.
Are you sure?
Yes, we know him.
He's a big shot.
I'm sure of it.
Do you want to switch channels?
I don't know him.
I think we should advertise this store.
What's your name?
My name is "yunosanfufu".
"yunosanfufu"?
"yunosanfufu", yes.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
We're not stupid at all.
"komdoto" is stupid.
We don't know him, but "komdoto" is stupid.
We don't know him.
And we don't know why he's stupid.
Isn't that a pee?
Isn't it?
This is it.
This is where we were earlier.
So that's where we were earlier.
What?
I think we were there when we met "kun-san".
Did you see them?
Are they walking there, too?
That's crazy.
Why are you here?
There's a lot going on.
I thought it would be really funny if I met you, but it's not funny at all.
I'm going to be a boss in Osaka.
If you suddenly kiss me...
I can't do it.
Let's do it next time.
It's okay.
I can't shake hands, I can only kiss you.
Thank you very much.
I knew it.
Do you want me to threaten you?
I'm counting on you.
Something happens to me.
I don't think it's okay for me to be on camera.
Hello.
Hi, Mandiki.
Don't do it in the same pocket.
I often say "Hi, Koujun".
If you say it, I'll say it.
Hi, Koujun.
What are you doing?
How was it?
You made me say it.
I can't.
We were in a hurry.
This is a good store.
This is a big box.
I've never seen this before.
This is sold for 110 yen.
There is a prince in the back.
This is a chance.
Is this a store of anything?
This is a long and a jacket.
A long and a jacket.
Look at this.
This is a good color.
This is a good store.
I like orange.
This is perfect.
This is very beautiful.
This is the perfect clothes for me.
This is good.
This is a good opportunity.
Please give me this.
Why?
Thank you very much.
Do you know this store?
No, I don't know.
This is a blue store.
Please give me this.
This is a joke.
I'm sorry.
This is a joke.
I was relaxed.
I was surprised.
I'm not going to say it now.
I'm used to saying it.
I was surprised.
He was cool.
Did you like me more?
Yes, I like you more.
Wait.
We only have one minute left.
We only have one and a half minutes left.
Let's do what we like.
Let's do sparring.
We have no choice but to talk to people we like.
This is a USG.
We only have one and a half minutes left.
I don't have anything.
You're cute.
Can you take this?
Where?
You're losing your emotions.
This is a flower shop.
Let's buy some flowers at the flower shop.
Please buy the flowers you like.
Four.
High-five.
Three.
Two.
One.
Time's up.
It's over.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for buying flowers for me.
It's hard for me to step on you.
That's it for today.
Let's say it at the same time.
At the same time?
Let's say what we got at the same time.
What we got at the same time is...
One, two...
Zero.
With this combination of "what the hell"
Well, first place.
First place.
It's like we made them say it.
As a result.
Especially for the last one.
First place.
Well, our team...
We always won first place.
I know.
Here.
Here, too.
We won first place.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were kind.
You are kind.
But "what the hell" is different.
If you know each other well, you can say it.
In terms of score, we won first place.
Yes, yes.
In terms of video, we lost.
What?
In the second half and fifth minute, we really regretted it.
Haven't you done this a lot recently?
"shy" came out.
"nagoya of the shy" may have come out.
Did you see it?
"kenminseki" came out, too.
It was the worst.
It came out a lot.
It's the most pleasant when you get along with each other.
That's right.
Next time, we can be a team again.
But, we'll play "kaito vf" and "takeshi" again.
We'll say "yes" on our own.
It sounds like a lot of fun.
It was a good shopping spree.
It was fun.
Goodbye.
Wait a minute.
In the population area.
Goodbye.